YARE☆YARE☆DAZE
do you have a new animatronic waifu

my animatronic waifu is the trex animatron at toys r us times square

i just finished watching a lets play for fnaf (i cant play it bc im a huge babey) and whoo

it wasnt that SCARY per say but probably again bc i wasnt the one playing it

but now i get the jokes

me: i cant stop cutting out triangles
nic: you sounded like a jojo villain when you said that
me: what?
nic: "i cant stop cutting out triangles." no matter what i do i cant stop. why triangles, you may ask? look at its 3 sides. 3 angles. inside, these angles are all the same and they all equal up to a principle of 180 degrees. even when the angles are different they all equal up to 180 degrees. look around you in this room! triangles fill up this entire room as one big puzzle piece! look around the world! triangles make up the entire world! truly the triangle is the fundamental shape that makes up the universe!
me: ...
nic: something like that.

animals named pudding are objectively the cutest, best animals

My…ship…wheezes
(only cos i ship jackson with toralei)

My…ship…wheezes

(only cos i ship jackson with toralei)

“If I remember correctly, it was a little girl, maybe 8 to 10 years old. I was walking down and I was going to talk from the crowd, so I was walking halfway down [the stands] and right as I get to the spot that I wanted to talk from, I just feel these little arms wrap around me, down near my sternum. I almost broke character. [I got] the biggest smile and started laughing. I think they may have cut away and went to the ring, but it was the cutest thing ever.”

kittykittyme:

Yo these gouls are gonna need a bigger shelf at the rate I’m collecting them…

kittykittyme:

Yo these gouls are gonna need a bigger shelf at the rate I’m collecting them…

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

i havent taken my meds the past 2 days bc i honestly just forgot (my head wasnt hurting and i was really busy) but then today its like my brain was just flooded with fluid and i cant even stand up……smh

redribbonarmy:

mattfromzp:

Damn

the vaccena was successful in overcoming the odds

redribbonarmy:

mattfromzp:

Damn

the vaccena was successful in overcoming the odds

She’s cute but her heart eye is smaller and her hair is a mess :((( maybe gonna keep her boxed until I find another

She’s cute but her heart eye is smaller and her hair is a mess :((( maybe gonna keep her boxed until I find another

Barely Legal Pawn feat. Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. A little something made for the upcoming Emmys…